Every so often, I enjoy spending my time drinking wine (obviously) and surfing the Craigslist Classifieds. Really it’s a secret hobby of mine, I just love what the promise of anonymity brings out in people! So without further ado…brought to you by Pinot Grigio and Craigslist…
1. looking for love🙂 -she doesn’t ask for much…
Hope you are in for a long ride beautiful… hello I am a 23 year old femme lesbian, meaning I ONLY like femme women… I prefer femme women but am open to soft butch or tomboy… I am into white women no not racist I have mixed people in my family and best friend is african amerian just my preference… well a lil bout me… I work, drive and live with cool roommates.. fav color is purple.. fav food is mexican.. fav movies are comedies… love having fun and laughing and making others laugh… what I’m looking for… friendship to start out then leading into my future wife… must be 100% honest and faithful.. must work or support self.. must have transportation.. must be loyal.. must know what you want… I’m tired of being played and lied to… I’m honest and 150% faithful… I’m a hopeless romantic… well if you fit my description and like what you have read then hit me up 614 please be a woman 6** please know what you want and 8*** don’t beat around the bush.. i want someone who isn’t indecisive and won’t tell me what i want to hear.. I’m very honest and am ready to settle… NO GAMES , NO COUPLES, NO HOOKUPS, NO DRAMA, AND ABSOLUTELY NO MEN… NO PIC NO REPLY.AND PLEASE DON’T TEXT AND ONLY SAY HI , TELL ME ABOUT YOU AND YOUR NAME… put fav tv.show so I know you’re real… thanks have a good day and goodluck with your search:-)
2. here cums the weekend – she just wants you to want her. she needs you to need her…
hello ladies,I’m looking for a sexy fem to come over this weekend get me drunk and take advantage of me…i can host.reply with pic.serious inquiries only…..hope to see you this weekend..
3. Kate – the women I dream of always have a fluffy furry atop their head. And if there were one animal I’d hit on, it’d be a blissful “squirell”
She has very short blonde hair with a fluffy flurry on top of her head. She is petite and reminds me of a tiny blissful squirell. When I first saw you my soul was overly drawn to you. You emit the brightest aura of happiness and love. Your eyes smile and radiate with beauty. You are the cutest queer girl I’ve ever layed my eyes on. I need to know you, even if just a friend. You amaze me, I can’t even lay my finger on it. I want to sip hot tea and play records with you. I want to paint pictures and chatter about the universe with you. I want to know your soul and your dreams. You inspire me to be a better person.❤
4. Are You The Marrying Type – yes, surfing the Craigslist personals, are YOU the marrying type? Would you like to set goals?
I was married but it didn’t work out. I really loved being married and I can only image how awesome it would be to be married to the right woman this time. If you are looking for someone to share your life with we should chat. Who knows we might be the match we are looking for. I know what it means to compromise, to make someone feel like they are more important than anyone or anything else. I know what it means to put your family first. I know what it means to set goals and reach them. Let’s set some goals together
5. The Shine in Your Eye – She just wants your tinkle
I’m looking for a girl, down to earth, casual meet ups and with some good benefits.
i have been with a girl before, but i would love to try out things again.
it would be discreet..
Day times would be great.
i would love to see the tinkle in your eyes when i go down😉
6. Back Page Prostitute Boycott – DAMN HOOKERS! Where is the love, the love, the looove…
The Back Page hookers are overpriced, deceptive and damn clock watchers. Most are not whom they portray themselves to be using photos of other, nice looking women. Tell them what I do, if I come to them and they are not the person in the photograph, I leave. Simple as that. Also, clock watching and telling me to “hurry up” really gets me mad and makes it even more difficult to climax. The last issue is price. They are demanding way too much money these days so I say, boycott them for one week, maybe their attitudes will improve and prices will come down. Please don’t send me a message as it will come through my normal email account and I don’t want that revealed. Sorry. BOYCOTT !
In summary, I’d love to see the tinkle in a woman’s eyes, be able to stand by a pimp that has reliable bitches, or help any of the women looking find their one true love. Unfortunately, I have to settle for romance with my bottle of wine…life’s tough.